Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever got
the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear…
IN PRISON… you spend the
majority of your time in an 8X10 cell;
AT WORK… you spend the
majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON… you get three
meals a day;
AT WORK… you only get a
break for one meal
and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON… you get time
off for good behavior;
AT WORK…you get rewarded
for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON… the guard locks
and unlocks all the doors for you;
AT WORK… you must carry
around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON… you can watch
TV and play games;
AT WORK… you get fired for
watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON… you get your
own toilet;
AT WORK… you have to share
IN PRISON… they allow your
family and friends to visit;
AT WORK… you can’t even
speak to your family.
IN PRISON… all expenses
are paid by the tax-payers with no work required;
AT WORK… you get to pay
all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON… you spend most
of ur life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK… you spend most of
your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON… there are
wardens.
AT WORK…they are called
managers.
But cheer up, because
IN PRISON… you have to
stay all the time.
AT WORK…you get to go home
sometimes.
